Humans love danger. Why else would they ever leave the house and my - *cough* YOUR protection? EXACTLY. There’s no other logical reason that would cause them to walk out the door to go into the great unknown each day other than that they are reckless, foolish creatures ignorant of the dangers of this world… Continue reading 5 Ways to Greet Your Master When They Come Home.
WHO SAID PETS DON’T LIKE QUOTES? No one, that’s who, which is why today on the Press, we have gathered for your enjoyment famous quotes and advice from great pets from all around the world. First, let me introduce your reporter for today, ME: The name’s Commander Sandie. In EMERGENCIES (such as lack of… Continue reading Famous Quotes Rewritten for Pets.
Hey! I have a confession to make... I was supposed to post on Friday! And...I didn't. I'm very sorry - my human had 3 tests to take, then on Saturday had 2 rehearsals and a concert to go to, and then yesterday...she forgot? I'm not sure. In any case, I beg you all for forgiveness… Continue reading Toys + Treats!
I'm gonna do the intro thingy like a professional: Hey guys, it's Gosha here, and welcome back to another post!!! See? Soooo professional. Anyways guys, listen. Today I was mindin' my own business, just chillin'. And then this happened: I GOT BORED!!!!!!!!! I'm not lying, this is the true-est story I've ever told. I honestly had… Continue reading 5 Things to Do When Bored
Hello! So Wrigley was supposed to post on the 28th but that never happened due to certain complications. Wrigley (named after Wrigley Field) my puppy had to be put out of his misery. This post will not be written by him, but by his owner. Wrigley was a rescue. I had him for 8 years.… Continue reading Wrigley the Great
Hey guys! It feels like it's been so long since I've been on here, yet here I am again! Hopefully you remember me - I'm Sarah, everyone's favorite caramel frappucino. Today I have something really special to share: a poem! Now, if you are acquainted with my owner, Cat (irony? XD) then you'd know that… Continue reading To Her: A Poem
*Disclaimer: These are in no particular order* Hello everybody! I am, of course, Kenai the Kourageous! I am here to teach everybody about my favorite toys. I suppose I should introduce myself. I am Kenai, the lovely six-month old Chocolate Lab puppy! I am owned by Faye (and her family, but mostly Faye) and have… Continue reading My Favorite Toys