Commander Sandie

5 Ways to Greet Your Master When They Come Home.

Humans love danger. Why else would they ever leave the house and my - *cough* YOUR protection?  EXACTLY. There’s no other logical reason that would cause them to walk out the door to go into the great unknown each day other than that they are reckless, foolish creatures ignorant of the dangers of this world… Continue reading 5 Ways to Greet Your Master When They Come Home.

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Commander Sandie

Famous Quotes Rewritten for Pets.

WHO SAID PETS DON’T LIKE QUOTES?  No one, that’s who, which is why today on the Press, we have gathered for your enjoyment famous quotes and advice from great pets from all around the world.   First, let me introduce your reporter for today, ME: The name’s Commander Sandie.  In EMERGENCIES (such as lack of… Continue reading Famous Quotes Rewritten for Pets.